He tipped his head to catch her mouth in a kiss as they stood there in the brush while, around them, a laser tag battle raged.

After a few seconds, he murmured. "We're already so much more awesome than every other couple on the island, this will just take us to another mind-bending level of cool."

Really, this here was an opportunity. He had already explored the way to live your life as a true single bro. Now he would be able to extend his wisdom to all the dating bros out there, hopelessly in need for a man like Barney Stinson to show them the way.